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Most of my friends know that I really enjoy Halloween. While the free candy part is pretty good, I have always liked a good scare. And this time of the year is full of them. Horror movies are a great example. I especially like that the jolt of adrenalin, increasing heartbeat, and sweaty palms you get when you’re watching some knuckle-head fraternity boy decide that he must go down into the dark basement to see “what’s making those weird noises.” Hey, moron, we know what’s going on down there: It’s a monster that’s going to rip your head off and splatter the walls with what little brains you apparently have! Horror movies are fun because you know it’s not real and nothing bad has really happened. There are some scares I don’t like, however. Driving on Texas highways is one. Some of the others are things I have seen at work. I have been an in-house lawyer for a long time. That means I have seen a lot of things. Some good. Some bad. Some downright scary. As I start to think ahead to 2018 and my “to do” list, I have been thinking back on these scary things. I want to be proactive in 2018 and make sure the Legal Department is taking steps to keep bad things from happening or planning what to do if they do happen. Being proactive (and not reactive) is when in-house lawyers add the most value to the company. In honor of Halloween, this edition of “Ten Things” identifies ten things that should scare the bejesus out of in-house lawyers: